Uhh...yeah.

EASTON, Pa. (AP) — The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.
Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the nearby ShopRite, but also with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article about the cake.

Okay, where to start? Let's see...another redneck spouting off and using his children to forward his agenda-for the third year in a row, even...who wanted his son's MIDDLE name on the cake, too (who does that?)...who named his other kids Honszlynn Hinler and Aryan Nation (note the brown eyes on the kid)...who KEPT the name Heath instead of changing his own name, preferring to sentence his children to a lifetime of unemployment, harassment, embarrassment, and possibly endanger their lives.

I suppose even bad publicity is publicity...

You Know You've Crafted Yourself Silly When...

http://www.bored.com/games/play/93/Coaster-Maker.html

You read "Coaster Maker" and think coffee tables, not theme parks.

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, MAYBE I’ll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

14. Depression --- Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

15. Passive-Aggressive Personality --- On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)